CLS
INPUT "Enter password ", p$
PRINT "I'm sorry, "; p$; " is incorrect"
INPUT "Please enter password ", q$
PRINT "I'm sorry, that is not correct.(you idiot!)"
PRINT ""; p$; " and "; q$; " is not correct, you moron:( !!! Come on! I take on you!!!"
PRINT ""; q$; " is incorrect."
INPUT "ENTER PASSWORD YOU MORON!!!", t$
PRINT ""; t$; " is correct!!!:)"
INPUT "Enter game wanted to play", f$
PRINT ""; f$; " is evil! Selfdestruct in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1!"
PRINT "BLASTOFF!!!"
PRINT "And he's on the 20. The 30. The 10! He scores!"
INPUT "Go on. Tell me anything.", r$
PRINT "When you say "; r$; " you are evil! BWA HA HA!!!"
PRINT "Try to match wits with me and you will die!!"
PRINT ""; f$; " will destroy you! Goodbye! "
PRINT "Welcome to the human database. Please note that this is not for a moron like you."
INPUT "Please state your IQ number.", u$
INPUT "Please state your hieght.", w$
PRINT "Now start dancing to the beat! Bum bum bum uh bum!"
PRINT ""; w$; " is too tall for somebody like you! You must go to Japan on top of Mt.Fugi to start shrinking!"
PRINT "Then I can squish you!"
PRINT ""; u$; " is to stupid for your average IQ number! Start studying some more!"
PRINT "Until your dead! Ha ha ha!"
INPUT "Thank you for coming on this program! I definetly had fun! Did you?", o$
PRINT "Well, anyway goodbye!!!"
LPRINT "IQ:"; u$; " HEIGHT:"; w$; ""